What my friends will be getting as a text when I simply don’t agree with something #chronicbitchface
This season is coming
Can I just stay in bed forever?
why must my 3am self want to shop online knowing my 1pm self cringes everytime it comes time to check my balance….
A few days before my time of the month… Guys will never understand
My period makes me feel like something is dying in my uterus….
- Period: Oh you have a party tomorrow, okay i'll start early
- Period: Blood stopped?, well i'll just niagra fall everywhere for ya
- Period: Not hungry yet?, well i'll just go ahead and crave chocolate when there's none in the house
- Period: Think i'm over? bish i'm just taking a break, i'll ruin your victoria's secret underwear for ya